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Hormone Collection Laughter, Remedies & Stress Relief
A Collection of Humorous Antidotes Regarding Hormones
The Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of
every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? And my personal favorite. . . . . . .
Sounds good to me...
A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is still ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is going through menopause, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected.
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, they actually f
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